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mistress-of-all-wanderlust:

obsessedwithfrozen42:

I was 100% sure this was going to be Hans

I AM DYING

(Source: dopeybeauty, via guy)

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8 hours ago

firelorcl:

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

(via thetwoteddybeardoctors)

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8 hours ago

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami, via bitchivst)

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8 hours ago
nonstupidname14:

celestial-sexhair:

sararye:

justarandomturtle:

we’re here to fuck shit up.

ron looks like he is ready to kill someone but very confused why

I feel like the above statement is a very good summary of ronald weasley

You are not wrong

nonstupidname14:

celestial-sexhair:

sararye:

justarandomturtle:

we’re here to fuck shit up.

ron looks like he is ready to kill someone but very confused why

I feel like the above statement is a very good summary of ronald weasley

You are not wrong

(Source: my-eyes-open, via amidwestlumberjack)

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16 hours ago
tinyotaku99:

converse-and-glasses:

leagueanimeandcosplay:

spriit:

internet-legend:

thatfunnygarrettguy:

Jesus Christ what just happened.

look at different people each time tho

sHE THREW A BABY

THE COP JUST RUNS

Is no one gonna talk about the guy who jumped out the window???

This gets better everytime i see it

tinyotaku99:

converse-and-glasses:

leagueanimeandcosplay:

spriit:

internet-legend:

thatfunnygarrettguy:

Jesus Christ what just happened.

look at different people each time tho

sHE THREW A BABY

THE COP JUST RUNS

Is no one gonna talk about the guy who jumped out the window???

This gets better everytime i see it

(Source: raulpax, via pr0misee-me)

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16 hours ago

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

(via joey-smith-universe)

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16 hours ago
pukegirl1:

relentlessconfuzzlement:

Sailing Stones, Unexplained Natural Phenomenon. 

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

pukegirl1:

relentlessconfuzzlement:

Sailing Stones, Unexplained Natural Phenomenon. 

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

(via pr0misee-me)

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21 hours ago
pjooninstagram:

Jason laughs as Annabeth is dragged down to Tartarus

pjooninstagram:

Jason laughs as Annabeth is dragged down to Tartarus

(via thetomboywithheadphones)

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21 hours ago
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